african blizzard 

When some black guy is hella ashy and his ashy flakes get all over you, hence an African blizzard.

"Damn Jamal just bombarded me wit an african blizzard"

african blizzard by LaRon May 19, 2006

African-American 

A rather inaccurate term, used to describe a black American. On paper, it seems fairly sensible as British- Asian would be used as an ethnic description of Olympic boxer Amir Khan, as he is British but has parents from Asia (Pakistan).

However, I don't need to tell anyone with half a brain there have been black people in the USA for hundreds of years who have about as much connection to Africa as I do to Bill Clinton just because I'm white.

Think: could you see 50 Cent playing Senegalese folk music, phoning a witch doctor or conducting a "rain dance" with his (mostly black, I presume) G-Unit rapper mates? Nah!!

No, so shut the hell up, Mr Politically Correct - you're playing into the racists' hands by using this definition! (See go back to Africa.)

Another result of the political correctness, which seems to have made about as useful a contribution to Western society as AIDS.

D'oh!!

"Sorry, you can't say black, how about African-American?" - True statement made by a cop to a teenage friend of mine reporting a crime in the USA.

African-American by SQUID May 8, 2005

African Tree Hockey

Another word for basketball

On the drive back home I done seen a flock of niggers playin a game of african tree hockey!

African Tree Hockey by GrandWizardGary September 9, 2021

african skeleton key 

(n.) any hard, heavy object used to break a window in order to gain entry into a vehicle or structure. usually a rock.

Tyronne used an african skeleton key to get passed those weak-ass french doors.

african skeleton key by MDM August 9, 2005

African Platter 

A meal that is consumed out of a black mans asshole. The larger the black man, the better the meal.

Bob: I heard Popeyes is having a special on chicken.
Lil' T: Yeah, they're serving it in an African Platter.
Bob: What the fuck is that?
Lil' T: Trust me, it'll be good.

African Platter by Lil' Tyrone December 15, 2011

african paint job 

Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper

Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job

Tron: eeeeew that gross

african paint job by hahasuka January 31, 2014

African Hoop-Ball

The more accurate name for the popular sport known as Basketball.

"I love playing African Hoop-Ball, but I suck at it"

"That's because you're white".

African Hoop-Ball by GIVENCHY_NGBY November 25, 2014