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The act of not having a social life.

"hi, how are yo...."

"nope"

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by idk November 4, 2022

afkdtmf

away from keyboard due to masturbation frenzy

1: hey are you still chatting with rob??

2: no man he is afkdtmf

by THE ONE nAMED YOU July 29, 2009

Afkibate

When people pretend to go AFK to masturbate.

Person 1: Brb afk
Person 2: Clearly is masturbating
Person 3: lol afkibate

by Veox March 29, 2010

Pull a FK

Stands for: Pull a Fatkid. It occurs when you stuff yourself with too much food. Very common, for example, after fried seafood platters, cheap Asian restaurant buffets, and after inhaling a Super Burrito. It often accompanies holidays such as Christmas and Thanksgiving, as well.

Oh man, I just pull a FK. Should have stopped after that second Double-Double burger.

by JJPC March 29, 2008

afklo

'Away from keyboard, on loo'. Shortcut used in chats as variation of afk (=Away from keyboard) which mark the user as been away. Mostly used by germans, 'klo' is german for 'loo'.

I am afklo

by Wuk November 13, 2003

afkaver

A player from the World of Warcraft that joins the Alterac Valley battleground and just stays in the cave and does not fight. They usually hit spacebar every few minutes so they won't get be a deserter and they can get easy honor points. Everybody hates them.

We lost cause there were 16 afkavers. Next time report them!

by kenneth centurion January 15, 2008

AFKO

When you KO somebody in a fighting game when they go AFK; a dick move.

Why did you have to AFKO me?

by WorldOfWozard November 13, 2016