Unwanted Textual Advances

The seemingly endless text messages you receive from the last person you would like to be receiving messages from.

John will not get the hint! My phone is full of his unwanted textual advances. It's just never gonna happen!

by Zenkila May 10, 2011

University of Advancing Technology

The School for G33Kz and 1337 Hackers located in Tempe, AZ. Backed by the Dept of Homeland Security and the National Security Agency, this "University" is sure to turn out only the Best Technophiles of the 21st Century. The tech school nobody's ever heard of, this is the University of Advancing Technology!

"The University of Advancing Technology, golly gee... What the Fuck is That?!"
"Let's go to www.uat.edu for more educational propaganda!"

by Mr. HappysPrick February 23, 2014

Advance AutoSlave

A hard working employee of advance auto parts, who often is yelled at and ridiculed by customers for not having parts for obscure automobiles.

An advance autoslave would commonly hear a gripe such as, "you mean you don't have a generator shim for my 72 Volkswagen Thing!?"

by tractionless March 3, 2011

awkward sexual advances

When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.

by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009

Advanced Cumcakes

1) make a bowl of pancake batter.
2) 4 or more guys stand around it in a circle naked
3) they all reach and grab the shaft of the person to their right
4) each guy attempts to make the person to their right nut
5) after everyone has finished, the batter is cooked into pancakes
6) the person who nutted first is hand fed all of them by the person who made them nut

We played advanced cumcakes at that crazy party last night.

by Advanced definitions January 21, 2020

advan

it's an example of a very fit and strong person who likes minecraft.

Did you see him? He's such an Advan!

by koksakr February 25, 2020

Advait

Advait is a total bitch who steals other people's girls for fun. He does have a good personality which kinda explains why he is so good at stealing. Nevertheless, Advait is a really cool dude and people should be lucky to have him as his friends or thief

Wow this dude is really cool

He much be an Advait for sure

by Notcooldude69 November 23, 2021