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Adrian

This is one of the most intricate and artistic sexual positions. The Adrian begins with a search down a dark alley for a stray cat. This cat must preferably be out of its mind enough that it will willingly bite the genitalia of a human if it has been covered in a dairy product. Once the cat has been found, its teeth must be sharpened to the strength of new kitchen knives. This can be achieved through sanders, filers, hammers, etc. Next the willing female accomplice's vagina must be covered with a dairy product of your choice and then the cat be set loose on the female. Therefore the result will be that the cat, in the act of eating this dairy product of the vagina, will have pieces of flesh stuck to its teeth. The previous step must then be repeated with a male counterpart. After the cat has sufficient flesh on its teeth, it must be beheaded and served fresh to any person preferably named Anthony.
Oh man, i had such a great adrian last night!!
by redace25 April 1, 2008
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Adrian

A guy who seems amazing and pretty cute, but when you actually get to know them, they're just a egotistical jerkoff who talks to 10,000 girls at one time whilst talking to you. Tends to lie and say he cares about you when he doesn't. Amazing in bed. Great with rhythm and drums. Often has his flunky friends totally facebook stalk you. Known for pretending to play the victim. Total asshole.
No example, just the truth about Adrian.
by Nexus0377 April 10, 2011
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Adrian

Loves japseyes and chlymadia
fuck she is into adrian stuff
by adrians boyfriend February 8, 2017
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Adrian

a teen boi who doesn't like Jews or when people pronounce tamale as tuh-mall-ee. He has plans to go back to ethnic cleansing and continue where Hitler left off. He's the kid who will probably shoot up the school.
White person: "Tamale (tuh-mall-ee)"
Adrian: "Shut up you fucking jew."
by bleaaaach love May 6, 2019
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Adrian

a true BUTTHEAD. Is extremely smart but really weird some times. Is an amazing kid! Cat lover. Is one with the cats.
by Jaxs Gray November 10, 2018
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Adrian

a sinonim of gay
by OldAsM April 26, 2020
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Adrian

Adrian is an intelligent polymath who is always trying to absorb as much knowledge as possible. He is openminded and but has some conservative ideas. He has few friends and rarely understand the social dilemma that is modern life. He is aways open to further advice and is always ready to help others. He is secretive and quiet around strangers but can be a very good and loyal friend to those who know him. He is very ambitious and meticulous and will have most likely already planned out every single event for the rest of his life!
Adrian est valde secreta intelligentes et persona.
by The Only Truth in This World December 3, 2020
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