Absolute Donut

an absolute donut is any one who is stupid. for instance ..

OMG You are such an absolute donut 🤭🥴 ( says in british voice )

by absolutedonutlover2089 November 9, 2019

Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.

Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!

by SeggySack May 3, 2022

absolute dawg

a person, typically a basketball or football player, who's hustle and pure tenacity makes them incredibly tough to play against.

"man I tell ya, Patrick Beverley is an absolute dawg on defense"

by grizzzzzzzzzz July 8, 2022

Absolute spice

A good looking lass/a fit lass

That lass looks absolute spice

by Absolute spice January 5, 2018

absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018

Absolute cunt

A person who acts like Jim

That guy is an absolute cunt

by Dike1 April 25, 2023

Absolutely No Drip

This word stems from a man named Javari Stewart, known for having absolutely zero drip whatsoever.

Javari Stewart has absolutely no drip.

by Barry Mccocinher April 16, 2021