Awkward Zoo

The collection of all of the awkward animals. Each animal within the awkward zoo has its own awkward physical motion to make any awkward situation, more awkward, in hopes to make it less awkward, but usually just makes you look like an idiot.

Situation: running into your neighbor in then lobby of your apartment after having drunk sex with them the night before

You: hi.
Them: hey:
***awkward silence***
You: {{{pull out a hand motion of an awkward zoo animal}}}

by Betsy is Awesome April 16, 2013

awkward money

Money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money.

I borrowed awkward money from my friend, who requested that I pay him back in quarters.

by brokenxcupz June 15, 2012

Awkward Middle

The area in the center of a circle of people playing hackey-sack where no one can easliy reach.

Ah man. We had it going for ever. Damn awkward middle.

by Fat Man Incognito May 6, 2011

Awkward Deal

When an awkward situation happens and you get a positive outcome.

"Dude some Homeless guy gave me 100 dollars"
"Thats an awkward deal"

by Wooplah April 24, 2009

Awkward Hug

One word: Voldemort.

When Voldemort hugged Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows Part 2, it was the most awkward hug in history.

by CanSomeoneSayAwkwardAgain? July 21, 2011

awkward dance

When two strangers walking in opposite directions meet and in an attempt to avoid bumping into each other they move in the same direction. They proceed to sway side to side in a dance-like fashion until they both step aside and continue walking.

Awkward dance. Ok, you go left, I'll go right.

by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

Awkward Broness

A point of awkward silence between bros.

Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*

by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009