GPS punt

Don't rely on your phone's compass. You know which path is correct on the map but not on the ground.

Take one of the paths and check a minute later whether you have chosen the right path. Whether you were right or wrong, you have successfully used the GPS punt technique.

Derived from GPS and punt.

Walk leader: Turn around everyone, that was just a GPS punt. We actually want the other path.

by incognito1982 April 07, 2018

Pussy punt

Femine version of cock-blocking. A female ruining the chance for another female to score sexually.

I was making a strong connection with Bob at the bar when Gina tried to pussy punt me.

by Bolligal February 03, 2017

Pussy Punt

while pussy eating, you thrust your hips and punt the girl's face forcefully off your pussy

I grabbed the bitch by the hair and pussy punted her off the bed.

by LezzBeHonest July 09, 2018

Grunt punt

A HUGE FUCKING PUNT FROM A BOI NAMED GRUNT

YOOOOOO LOOK OUT!!!! GRUNT PUNT!!!!!!!!

by Grunt Punt October 08, 2018

punt-o'clock

The designated time to hit the pub with the boys to send this week's pay check on the donkeys and pan lickers. Usually occurs on pay day but is subject to change depending on financial positions. KICK... KICK.... KICK......

"it's punt-o'clock boys"
"hope the pay checks are in cuz it's punt-o'clock"

by Dennnyyy August 08, 2019

ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

by aeropb January 14, 2014

Bum-punt

Game played by various friends in which you kick other friends in the ass whilst yelling "bum-punt", no kick backs rules may also be applied immediately after the first bum-punt occurs and there are no scoring rules.

Same basic idea for crotch-punt and also cunt-punt!

Friend 1: *kicks friend 2 in ass*

Friend 1: "Bum-punt, no kick backs"

Friend 2: "you git"

by PsuedoStarbuck February 14, 2009