A lanky, nerdy and usually fair skinned guy with a very VERY wide knowledge of sex. Enough to be qualified as a sex instructor or porn scriptwriter. Fr.
"Did you hear about the guy who wrote the box office smashing porn hit Sex with my Mom?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"
by sax god June 02, 2018
A sexual act during a threesome whereby one of the male participants defecates on the female participants head.
My buddy and I had a threesome last night with a hot girl, and I gave her a Vince McMahon and covered her with shit.
by FuckingTony January 26, 2024
Did you hear? Johnny and Mike had a three way with Janelle last night, and right in the middle of it Mike gave her a Vince McMahon. It took her three showers to get the smell out of her hair!
by Guadalupe666 February 05, 2024
by bobchapek January 26, 2024
A sexual act during a threesome (MFM) in which one man has vaginal or anal sex with the female partner while the other man defecates on her head and hair. The man having vaginal sex with the female must not stop during the defecation or after until competition.
"My employee and I were having a threesome with this woman one time. He was plowing her from behind and I took a shot on her head! For real! And my buddy never missed a stroke and got off hard! We gave her a Vince McMahon!"
by Doo Doo Brown January 28, 2024
‘Wat irritant doen jonge’ is a sentence used when you trigger the almighty vince. This is the only thing he is able to say.
by Edward Richtieten February 14, 2020
by Yeezy Boost September 08, 2018