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Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.
Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.
Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.
by OP potato April 11, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A word to be said when desiring to seem random or simply because you're unsure of what to say at a particular time. Technically does refer to the vegetable but the relevant use is not descriptive of anything more than boredom, anxiety or strangeness of character.
With nothing else coming to mind I simply announced 'Potatoe' to at least break the awkward silence.
by John Word Smith November 10, 2015
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potato

me, a starch.
by tommothetiny December 19, 2020
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Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.
"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."
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POTATO

Potato 🥔 🍠 a person who regurgitates false facts, conspiracy theories, lacking originality or critical thinking.
Stop trusting the plan you potato 🥔
by BOSTONJAMES73 July 23, 2020
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Potato

something made in Idaho and all that it is known for.
That potato was made in Idaho.
by billybobjoejack April 18, 2017
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