No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
by Defenestrating Raccoon January 09, 2023
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Melon Swing

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.
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by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 04, 2010
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Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.
by melonpumper May 01, 2012
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pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
by Sharzaleeza Rice July 05, 2010
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Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead
by slickhonkie May 05, 2012
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morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 06, 2011
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Melon Jack

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.
Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.
by Tiamane September 11, 2022
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