A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.
Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
by FuzzyDiceJams January 02, 2019
by AceMachiavelli October 13, 2019
A basic white girl as a desert after a double penetration threesome/foursome/moresome with a gang of black guys.
by JLthaKing October 09, 2017
by Heheehpoop October 19, 2019
Since tomorrow is my last day at that job, I plan on leaving a Dainty Susan for my boss on the way out.
by Diabeetus20 June 22, 2018
When a menstruating female bleeds without using absorbent products (i.e. tampons) or showering for the duration of her cycle, allowing a healthy and substantial menstrual scab to develop. A partner will then chew off the scab, and spit it in to the female's mouth. They then spit the mass back and forth, similar to an egg toss.
Since my favorite prostitute is bleeding from her hatchet gash this week, I am paying extra for a Chunky Susan.
by BlueWaffleBarry12 December 30, 2013
When you take all the food and condiments that can be found in your kitchen and throw it all into the blender.
The other night we were bored, so we made a Dorothy Susan. When we tried to drink it, it made us vomit.
by insanekittykat September 14, 2005