Covid Privilege

To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.

I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL

by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020

Basement privileges

Being sexy enough to be stored in someone’s basement

“Aw Arthur definitely has basement privileges”
“You just lost your basement privileges”

by pennypops123 January 30, 2021

Libiral privilege

The privilege of always being right in the eyes of the left there for making you immune to criticism from leftists.

Jason has libiral privilege he can say whatever he want's

by Library of libtards March 25, 2021

Warzone Privilege

The action of giving special treatment to friends within the warzone community as supposed to other friends

You are not allowed in here, you don't have warzone privilege.

I'll play with you another time, We all about that warzone privilege tonight.

by iRikudoSennin July 6, 2022

Birth Privilege

Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.

Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!

by 20th Century Blinder August 1, 2022

Eradication Privilege

It is the definition of privilege for not having to get vaccinated for past diseases in this day and age because they've all been 'eradicated'.

You have eradication privilege if you think you don't need to get vaccinated.

by BatteryYo October 21, 2021

runner's privilege

The innate, human...? right to shamelessly ogle, gawk, lech over or perv on the attractive stranger you are crossing paths with whilst out running.

The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.

Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.

Graham: "Every time I overtook a hot girl during the race, I imagined I was allowed to have sex with her."

Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."

by ZimmyJay84 July 26, 2021