large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. Both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony
plural: Pone Hammy's
plural: Pone Hammy's
"you'll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony" or "I'm going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"
by Ham Pony February 11, 2018
A type of person who is sweet, dainty, majorly cute, very kind hearted and never fails to lift your mood.
by le premier lapin December 17, 2009
A short statured wealthy caucasian man with a pony tail that has a reputation for being an above average lover.
Did you see Derek last night at the bar? All the ladies say he’s a major cream pony. I think you should give him a shot !
by SophondaCox January 15, 2022
Pony In A Jar is so disgusting!
by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022
by Ducksinoir June 22, 2022
The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.
OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.
by Ricey December 18, 2002
Origin of this term was on the Gamefaqs Xbox 360 boards to describe the sony fanboys who would come galloping over to the Xbox boards whenever there was bad Sony news, or when PSN was down. It has since become bastardized to describe any obnoxious Sony fanboy.
by Defile You November 10, 2015