nipple mouse

The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.

"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."

by Mister Squishy October 24, 2007

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Brown Mouse

When the male pulls out the females tampon out for her cooter.. The remains of the bloody tampon turns brown and has a white tail. Hence the Brown Mouse

She said she was on the rag. I pulled that brown mouse out and went to town.

by J-MoneyNY February 22, 2008

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Church mouse

Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.

She is poor as a church mouse.

by XineZ May 29, 2018

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juice mouse

A shart. A liquid sword that is surprisingly discharged when trying to fart.

He went up for a lay-up and came down with a juice mouse.

by Mighty Maus July 02, 2007

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mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.

Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.

by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012

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