Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.
guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.
by yTwigg March 31, 2016
by D from Sale April 14, 2022
1. the bruises on your knees from giving head.
2. the scraps and bruises on your knees from grinding in the "on top" position
2. the scraps and bruises on your knees from grinding in the "on top" position
by indubiately April 19, 2009
when someone (preferbly female) bends their knee forming a crease between the thigh and calf, the penis is then inserted inside this crease. you then hump it rythmycally until a climax is reached
by gangsta ass pepsi hater May 10, 2004
An overused joke/reference to Skyrim. It goes by: "I used to do/be/have/etc. a <whatever you used to do/be/have/etc>, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
Most of the time, it it completely unrelated and makes you look like an idiot.
Most of the time, it it completely unrelated and makes you look like an idiot.
1. I used to have a house, but I took an arrow to the knee.
2. I used to write "arrow to the knee jokes", but I took an arrow to the knee.
2. I used to write "arrow to the knee jokes", but I took an arrow to the knee.
by AwesomeGuy123456 December 31, 2011
Drop the Knee. the refined art form of riding a board. Style, Porwer, Control and at one with the wave. For those who posess the skill.
-not to be confused with Donkey Kong
-not to be confused with Donkey Kong
by Jimmy Fly March 16, 2003