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june 13th

the day that bri is shipped with many many different people and sometimes foods
omg it’s june 13th!! bri and ______ are so cute together!!!
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July 13th

National girlfriend day <3
Spend the day with your girlfriend, match with her on every social media you both have, etc..
“Can we match babe? It’s july 13th!”
by hisluvr July 3, 2022
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May 13th

Person: its may 13th, chiara probably has so many bitches rn.
Chiara: 1,2,3,4 I can count all my whores.
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May 13th

The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!
YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner
by Addisons bitch May 12, 2022
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13th wheel

In a group of 7 friends, the only person who is not in a relationship. (The 6 friends and their partners + 13th wheel = 13) This character may be known as lone wolf, the bachelor, the free man. Most likely the coolest of the group, too cool for the opposite sex. The 13th wheel does not in anyway care that he/she is the 13th wheel. He/she's cool with it. Really fine with this.
Guy 1: Hey do you want to come hang out with me, Guy 2, Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, and Guy 6? By the way our girlfriends are gonna be there too

You: No thanks man, I don't wanna be a 13th wheel.
by vanzeven November 25, 2022
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August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks
John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"
by notnorton May 22, 2022
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December 13th

Are u bored of ur short friends slapping u on december 10th? Then December 13th is slap your short friends day.
by Atestheurbanlegend December 9, 2021
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