two trucks

a fucking masterpiece

two trucks having sex two trucks having sex my muscles my muscles involuntarily flex

by bopbeepbebeskidoobep June 8, 2021

two-to-the-one

Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).

A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.

by Pippity April 7, 2008

two swoop

1.going to grab a small candy and or edible object in a group of two when making your intent look only like to grab one.

2.grabbing two of something when making it look like you'll only grab one.

3.being greedy in excess, not rationing.

I went to give that kid a mint and he two swooped that shit.

Jahobith two swooped my gum and now I only have one piece left.

by thedoctorofthisplace December 28, 2010

Two Bobber

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.

That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010

Two's or Dudes

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.

Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!

by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011

two-tone

A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.

"The Specials have a great two tone beat"

by FlawlessCowboy August 5, 2005

two-tone

The black and white checkered pattern, the symbol for ska music (if you really want to go into it, it represents racial equality) also "2 tone"

The 2 Tone Collection, a really awsome collection of songs all the hits of the ska era.

by kelita September 2, 2004