liam

When one's penis shrivels up in the cold.

I'm not actually that small, it's just it's cold and I've got a right liam.

by Colin Culk September 16, 2007

Liam

A person who despite his looks is a good person, I guess.. Well let's just say he's a cool asexual with the sense of humour of a dildo, yeh pretty much hilarious! :P

Speaker 1: Liam is such a weirdo! Total Liam Fan: That's why I likes him ^ ^

by YESI'MRETARDED April 4, 2010

Liam

Big ol nose

Darn diddly. Liam has a big ol nose, plus a great booty

by Ohhtee November 10, 2017

Liam

Liam is a nerd who loves to suck the teacher's dick.

Aaron: Can you see that dog?
Petrol: What dog?
Aaron: The one who is sucking the teacher's dick.
Petrol: He is obviously a Liam then.

by Irles53 October 28, 2018

Liam

Is a person that has quick mood swings; they can be really nice and funny but then they can change to being a selfish prick in 10 seconds

Liam can be so nice at times but mostly he's just an asshole

by nyommmmm July 2, 2016

Liam

A badass motherfucker that give no fucks about the police

hey liam...... but what if...

oh fuck bud, hes being a fucking liam right now...

by norm bolt April 20, 2016

liam

To pleasure oneself while having metabolic arthritis, or gout.

My gout was acting up today so I went in the bathroom and threw a liam.

by Sleeveless January 1, 2008