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Maths

A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)

So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
Maths is a spiral.
Spiral means Maths.
Maths includes a lot of things.
by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019
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Math

Math, short for “mental abuse to humans” is a subject that causes depression, suicide and many other unpleasant things. Math was designed to be a way to ruin the life of innocent children, and mostly to fill their brains with useless knowledge.
Math, homework,school. The ultimate life ruining trio to ruin 10+ years of our lives.
Math is a piece of shit. :)
by Babrup November 24, 2021
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Math

Math is TORTURE. It's a million random numbers smashed together and the teachers expect you to solve 45+6=76-squared cubed=*=*:634-78=34275445875789343457989785343547893478953454789534579387938457934587859347987934583473475987947935847835934578978478943578993457849383457897834478334857949357834789435 and then they are like ITS SO EASY! look at this! and you grow up not knowing math.
Me: I hate Math
Classmate: And math hates you!
Me: *yeets boy out the window (when it is closed)*
by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021
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MATH

by iamshmo12 October 17, 2019
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Math

Acronym for Mental Abuse Towards Humans, disguised as school subject meant to train logical thinking.
You have math today? That sucks man.
by phelldymein September 30, 2019
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Maths

A fucking damn shit that was invented by someone that was fucking boring and it inspired a son of a bit*h to invented (pie), that damn shit number (3.147592038284928.....)
If someone like Maths, I’ll fuck their ass off.
by Kink of hell October 30, 2019
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Maths

The most boring subject known by man
It is banned from multiple countries for people dying in their chairs as the teacher pursuits them with "Equations".
This is the death of me
Help me please I'm begging, Im stuck in the dreaded maths
by OhSuger August 15, 2019
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