Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.
Conversation at family gathering
Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha
Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha
by Lesterholtshairline August 12, 2021
by DaveTheRaver February 06, 2009
by Double Dave September 03, 2006
When you fist your wife so hard to the point that you pick her up and parade her in an ostentatious fashion in public for all to see and behold.
by Samdingo February 16, 2017
trophy hunting is bad
by if ur reading this and agree February 13, 2018
WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, can we get some gas and food?"
HUSBAND: "No, I didn't use this John because some asshole left a trophy shit with a big TP plug under it in the toilet. And there's piss all over the seat. And there's no toilet paper! Now, I know it's not their fault this happened, but, if they're not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms enough to avoid this kind of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across the street and give THEM our gas and food money."
WIFE: "Okay, let's go!"
HUSBAND: "No, I didn't use this John because some asshole left a trophy shit with a big TP plug under it in the toilet. And there's piss all over the seat. And there's no toilet paper! Now, I know it's not their fault this happened, but, if they're not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms enough to avoid this kind of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across the street and give THEM our gas and food money."
WIFE: "Okay, let's go!"
by Jeff Lihman July 31, 2006
The male version of a trophy girlfriend, with a wiener that can win contests, but lacking anything else of value. They can often be found in the possession of a wealthy older woman.
There's Kim with her trophy dick.
by KimKimKim March 22, 2008