TDS

When a person calls a political candidate “daddy”, begins worshipping them, offers to slurp on their old orange balls, thereby becoming deranged. As they exhibit these strange psychosexual signs and symptoms, they are diagnosed with derangement syndrome.

John: Remember when he promised to lower the price of eggs? He’s not delivering.
Cliff: It’s not daddy’s fault!!!

John: Whoa buddy, easy. Do you got TDS? Are you okay?

by Randall5 January 29, 2025

Five Nights TD

Tower Defense game with FNAF characters that updates every 2 weeks and has overpriced exclusive units that cost 200K Coins but the stats are ass

Person 1: The New Five Nights TD update is great!!! I can't wait to spend millions of robux to get the new exclusive Deaf Freddy Unit!

Person 2: THIS GAME IS TRASH!!! I QUIT THIS MONEY MAKING GAME IM GOING TO SPONGEBOB TOWER DEFENSE

by Ihateoverpricedthings May 5, 2025

TD

It originally came from Tequila Dealers. But then turned into meaning drunk and out of control. If you were under TD influence then you get slightly dirty minded and the later the night gets the more TD you get.

You can blame saying things late at night that you regret on the TD.

"Oh my do you remember that TD conversation from Dubai"

by KokoroYoshiTD August 21, 2016

TDS

Trump Dick Suckers are characterized by their unwavering loyalty and eagerness to please trump, often prioritizing his desires over their own. They are typically found wearing MAGA hats, always ready to suck, regardless of context or appropriateness.

“He was suffering from a sever case of TDS, and was unable to attract any women.”

by Professor H. S. Thompson October 9, 2025

TDS

A short name for Tower Defense Simulator on Roblox

Mike: Hey dude, wanna play TDS?
John: Yeah sure, I have Accelerator now.

by A radom TDS fan July 20, 2022

torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

A disease causing one to be late or tardy

Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022

TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.

I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.

by QuacksO October 19, 2016