October 22 is national your single day!!! It’s the day where everyone realizes that your single and probably will always be single.
Boy: hey!
You: hey! It’s October 22! You know what that means.
Boy: wow that’s great! A day to remind you that your always gonna be single!
You: hey! It’s October 22! You know what that means.
Boy: wow that’s great! A day to remind you that your always gonna be single!
by Josh Darwin October 21, 2019
Get the October 22mug. The day where men have the biggest dicks are born. Also the day where women with the hottest guest urges are born
Damn, Tyler has a hog. He was born on February 22.
Oh my God, why is that girl so hot?
- she was born on February 22
Oh my God, why is that girl so hot?
- she was born on February 22
by The big shlonh October 14, 2019
Get the february 22mug. by Lacali12 March 19, 2003
Get the 22'smug. 22 October:
confess love to your crush only for girls
go text him or maybe call em go to their damn house just do it confess love
confess love to your crush only for girls
go text him or maybe call em go to their damn house just do it confess love
by Me (UwU) October 21, 2020
Get the 22 Octobermug. by F@tbïtçh April 18, 2020
Get the May 22mug. quite the predicament, where objective 1 cannot be obtained without the completion of objective 2, which cannot be obtained without objective 1, because of a set of often incoherent rules or laws
a catch 22:
what would happen if you went back in time to kill your grandfather?
if you were to do so, logic would state that you would not exist to go back in time and kill your grandfather, therefore you would exist because you would not be able to kill him, however you would exist only to kill your grandfather, in which case you would not exist
what would happen if you went back in time to kill your grandfather?
if you were to do so, logic would state that you would not exist to go back in time and kill your grandfather, therefore you would exist because you would not be able to kill him, however you would exist only to kill your grandfather, in which case you would not exist
by CSS December 28, 2005
Get the catch 22mug. January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
Get the January 22mug.