Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

ass over teacup

ass over teacup (adj.), another way to say head over heels

That Sev dude was really ass over teacup over Jan Strazdes and Val Mcdonald!!

by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

Ass

A mighty fine set of cheeks that have things between them that get pounded a lot. Things like ({}). And those things usually get pounded by a 3====D

Boy: Hey that ass of yours looks delicious!
Girl: Wanna try it~

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

Smart Ass

Gympie Gympie / Dendrocnide moroides

Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.

"whatch out for that smart ass over there it realy stings"

by Kid with assburgars September 19, 2023

Ass

Why do I keep believing when obviously it is not you…
All these years…
A mere Coincidence?
I don’t see how…
All I can say is WOW!!!
It all makes sense now…
All in my head…
I wish the tears I would no longer shed…
Avoid you…
I definitely will do…
It is not your fault…
As this wasn’t you…
But I am still sad…

And still the number 1 dumbass!!!

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 September 19, 2023

Bitch Ass Nigga

A word where you use to describe an African-American individual with the person saying is an African-American individual

Carl! You're a bitch ass nigga

by The Person Behind It All September 20, 2023