Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!

Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.

by retrowand May 2, 2025

Hell day

either really bad day or a school day.

"ughhh tomorrow will be such a hell day."

by Uselezz April 12, 2022

Kiss your crush day

Give your crush a smooch on the cheek

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(

by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020

National Proposal Day

National propose to your girlfriend day!

It’s April 18th national proposal day, ask her to marry you!

by Bluebaby2001 April 15, 2024

Slap your brother day

National slap your brother day is in October 6th

Slap your brother day

by stulingxcrest October 6, 2021

Day wacking

Masturbating during work hours (8am - 6pm)

In my bed I does but only at night , definitely no day wacking

by Beanz505 September 8, 2025

Nova Backshot Day

Know someone named Nova? Give them backshots!

"Guess what day it is? Nova backshot day!"

by Zalakiaa June 18, 2025