by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022
Get the Whiskey dickmug. Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.
Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory
Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
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Get the Schrödinger's Dickmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Suck a Dick TO A mission Breifing<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
1. Severe open dick wounds, making the dick look like a pepperoni pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza
by Extendedmeme December 28, 2019
Get the Dick Pizzamug. A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024
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Get the Bang Dickmug.