dick kraut

when stuff that looks like sourkraut to coming out of your penis

Damn, Anferney- you got a bad case of dick kraut, eww

by lysol420 August 15, 2017

National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.

Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.

by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015

Dick rider

Garland locals

“Let’s skate garland”

“Nah (dick rider)”

by Hot curry October 17, 2023

Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.

Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick

by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018

dick beige

A word used to describe the skin color of white douche bags and fuckbois

My new boyfriend is a nice shade of dick beige. So hot...

by Chaos chaos December 8, 2016

Little Dick Danny

Slang for a guy that has a small micropenis that’s generally uncut.

His dick literally inverted inside of his body when it was soft. He’s a little dick Danny.

by Laughingoutloud23 September 27, 2018