Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

Dick worker

my hand.

my hand is working my dick very well
Such a great dick worker

by Lamp stick light October 3, 2019

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021

dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015

Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

big dick energy

when someone looks or acts like they have a huge dick. often related to KPOP idol, Johnny Seo.

wow have you seen Johnny Seo? major big dick energy

by p33n3r May 31, 2019