Dicked

VERB
to be on the recieving end of a 'dick slap' or a 'dick poke'.

casey: awwh sheet - john dicked me so hard last night, it actually left a bruise
elisha: its okay because jack dicked me on my belly and it left a red mark!

by emmalaine March 14, 2009

Dick

Someone who is an extremely rude person

Ryan the dick went to play football

by Lilalovesryan February 16, 2022

Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022

Mush dick

Old men

Al has a mush dick

by Nev22 August 19, 2022

Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019

vacation dick

A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.

by Catof9Lives June 16, 2016

Dick

A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.

Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”

Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”

by Ericsson November 19, 2020