ass-fly

A stupid, dumb, annoying and disgusting insect that enjoys being around asses. Can also be used when referring to people.

Teacher: Your friends are bad influences.
Student: Frick you mean?
Teacher: You don't even know. You damn ass-fly. You go ahead.

by I'mActuallyAMokumflow March 28, 2019

clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping

Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson

by Da_vinki June 14, 2023

Ass

Evaporated that cloud nine…
It was never mine…

The bubble has hence popped…
a stump remains … I stop…

Ponder all of this dream…
It wasn’t mine to be…

That damn reality…
At least I have a place to plop my ass…

Remember I will…
Those days my heart was filled…

SpongeBob would be impressed…
No box needed…

For this imagination…

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 January 21, 2024

national grab ass day

grab any girl or guys ass and they can’t get mad or complain about it

hey bro today’s national grab ass day

by charlesmkleroy March 9, 2020

Ass krispies

Tiny nuggets of poop left clinging to your ass hairs left to dry out and go crispy. Looks like coco pops

Dude 1: These ass krispies are driving me mad
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy

by Am June 1, 2018

Hot ass soup

When you hear some really good gossip

Omg, Jane. I just heard some hot ass soup!

by Medrank October 3, 2020

Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass

If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa

When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.

by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023