dick

a man who cheats on his wife in the hole of another women

you are such a dick tommy

by dickface ass December 13, 2019

Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 19, 2018

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

Grab a boy’s dick today and say it’s National Grab Dick Day😂
Have a laugh❗️

“Grabs Rob dick” it’s grab dick day💀
“Y’all crazy”😂 Rob Said

National Grab Dick Day- grabbing a boy penis with them knowing.

by .myia September 17, 2019

Dick Pancake

When multiple males smash their penises with a hydronic press. into a dick shaped penis.

Let's make Dick Pancakes with the new hydronic press.

by Gay Ass Niggas December 4, 2019

Dick

the males penis

“I sucked his dick” used by a girl to describe how she sucked the mans penis

by Anonymous 😭😭 July 11, 2019

Destroy Dick December

The month following No Nut November. As a relief for now nutting for a whole month, during Destroy Dick December you have to nut once on first December, twice on 2nd December and so on.

Dude my balls are going to explode I'm really looking forward to Destroy Dick December

by Austriaball November 13, 2017