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Dick

Dick is one who lacks simple intelligence in some aspects. Lacks morals in Not all just some aspects.

(D.umb I.gnorant c.areless k.id)
your girlfirend is being a real dick. She should want to meet us. She knows how you feel about her and your family.
by Isaiahliac March 14, 2019
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dick in

a form of control, domination, or staking claim
I have something that was given to me that I do not want and they know it. If I get rid of it, they will know. They are trying to make it look like they are doing something nice for me so they can tell people about it and so others will see it when they come over. That is a "dick in" situation.

There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.

When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.

Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.

Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
by HRM Queen Zion September 20, 2019
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vacation dick

A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.
by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016
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Dick McChicken

It's a fucking dick mcchicken. WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ):<
Me: Wow I'm down for some DICK McChicken, ya feel me,
You: No.
Me: Fucking get me a Dick McChicken
by UrWifeIsMine December 29, 2018
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vacation dick

A penis that is large and cannot be taken everyday without pain, it is called a vacation dick because its too large for a daily basis and therefore on vacation or weekends. It is not always on vacation but it a penis too large to have on a daily basis for the average female or male. You normally see vacation dicks on porn
I was on holiday and had sex, he has a vacation dick and so I couldn't take all of it, I prefer boyfriend dick.
by ThisIsReallyGoodStress June 17, 2016
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Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.
Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L
by Zeni June 28, 2021
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National send dick vids day

It happens on June 13th it when you send anyone a video of your dick.
Person 1: Hey guess what today is!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
by Kirk drankling June 13, 2022
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