Chase’s dick

…there’s nothing to see here

“Have you seen Chase’s dick?”
“Wdym?”

by SamHodgsen13 May 03, 2022

Dimmy Dick

a man with an orange shirt with their dick out

The Dimmy Dick was walking around the nude beach.

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

Dimmy Dick

A man with an orange shirt with their phone out.

The Dimmy Dick was walking around the park

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

dick bought

When someone defends a man seemingly to the death despite the fact that the man they defend is more than likely abusive, a rapist, a pedophile, an annoying ass rumor mill, destroys people and his own "friends" for his own entertainment, etc. Usually the man that dickboughters are defending is usually a drug dealer and they're afraid to lose their fix.

Dick bought: "He may be a rapist and abuser but, that's my boy, he knows where the good weed at"
Normal person: "Oh, you're dickbought!"

Normal person: "Uh, dude I wouldn't be cool with that guy. He's a pedophile."
Dick bought: *literally foams at the mouth and threatens a normal person's life because "their boy" gets them drugs and had a social standing in high school*

by RedTiger515 September 11, 2021

Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.

Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back

by Shirtman22 May 04, 2021

Tri-dick

When someone had the birth defect of having three penises.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Joe has a tri-dick?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I don't wanna see his three penises."

by CarsonLaBen April 21, 2018

Blue Balls White Dick

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out

Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt

Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck

by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022