Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

Slippery ass

Someone who tries to get everyone’s man

This slippery ass bitch is hitting on my man😡

by Thecat June 5, 2018

Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish

Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Trick ass bitch

If you lie that you took screen shots of his dick your a truck ass bitch

Dude: YOU TRICK ASS BITCH I BET YOU DID SCREEN SHOT HIS DICK PIC

by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? January 14, 2020

ass tattering

1.Some situation that scares the shit out of you.

2. Used to Describe some good situation in a hyperbolic sense

Here is an example that works for both Cases:
CONJURING is an ass tattering movie

by BadMDFK99 October 18, 2023

Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.

watch out, it’s slap ass week!!

by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019

Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022