Dirty golfball

sucking a man's ball sack after taking a shit.

A couple went to eat dinner, when they got home man went to the restroom to shit he came out and the woman said how about a dirty golfball.

by Dirty golfball November 29, 2020

Dirty Squirrel

A person that does anything to get a nut

Damn, stop trying to get it in with those fat bitches, you dirty squirrel

by _RD_ April 13, 2020

Dirty Boggy

An act where you roll in milk, then seasoning, fry yourself until you become a fried chicken piece, and then feed yourself to your pet guinea pig.

"My guinea pig is feeling sad, i'm going to Dirty Boggy for him!

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Dirty Mick

The act of having one's drinks swapped without your knowledge to something much stronger, taking you by surprise. This results in being bent over and simultaneously vomiting and shitting yourself, having it drip down your leg while your drunk best friend offers to use it as lube for anal sex

"What the fuck did you do to my drink?"
"Dirty mick mate, enjoy!"

by Blahnotaloserblah January 8, 2022

Dirty Baggott

When a Baggott fucks his mates moms arse while his step dad watches

He did the dirty Baggott last night

by anonymous October 3, 2025

Dirty Spongebob

The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.

Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.

by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024

Dirty Jiggy

A man who typically has one testicle and smears a pop-tart’s center on his genitalia and then sticks the pop-tart’s frame into his ass. He then goes outside and pisses on a mailman, when the mailman drives off, the man proceeds to twerk.

“The local sex offender just pulled a dirty Jiggy!”

by TuddleTurtle June 10, 2023