Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle

Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

fucking dick miller

An all around good dude, helpful and generous, except for when he's a dick!

Miller's a good dude to work with, except for when he's being a dick. Fucking dick miller!

by Gk34 March 30, 2017

tropical dick

tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut

dude when i was in Hawaii i totally did a tropical dick

by blakesmittty May 13, 2017

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

Destroy Dick December

Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed

Destroy Dick December

by venqo October 22, 2019

Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘

Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick

by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023