National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure

Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019

scab ass

Noun: when someone has hard sex so hard their ass has scabs on it

I gave that girl over there a scab ass a while back

by potato hed August 24, 2016

fake ass friend

RYAN PINCKNEY

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.

by ur momma.com August 9, 2022

Serge Ass

A very round bubble ass, that is very smelly. Richard's preferred choice of rectum. It smells absolutely horrible, but can regenerate quickly and heal itself from Richard, before he rips it in half again.

Richard can't decide what to name his New York Times Bestseller book, "The Ass of Serge", or "Serge Ass".

by Richard's Essentials April 24, 2022

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

ass rain

When someone pisses in your ass and you let it drip out

Man, jerry and i just got done fucking and he and I had the best ass rain party!

by Original ass rain babyyyy January 7, 2018

Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person

Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers

by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016