National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

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Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.

Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!

by CoochieColector March 24, 2021

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Ass

Numbers I chased…
Meaning I thought had…
Instead it was me I guess going mad…
Never had I wanted someone’s love so bad…

Realizing…. Slowly….

It is not me:(
I see your dream…
How I wish…

That darn reality…
Was right…

Once I saw a post…
If she loves me as much as I love her, we will survive anything…
Unfortunately, I never had your love…
Yep.. dumb ass

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 February 2, 2024

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assed up

Rubbed ass on something such as during sex.

As the woman was passed out on the chaise lounge by the pool and rubbing her nose into it, another woman said "if she only knew how much Ron and I assed up that chair the other night."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

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