dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024

wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022

maddy's dick

elusive, mysterious, a myth

Dude bro 1: Yoo, have you seen maddy's dick?
Dude bro 2: Nah bro i thought it was a myth.

by Maddy's dick lover101 September 1, 2019

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Dookie Dick

When a man fucks another man in the ass

I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.

She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Dicked down

To fuck a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.

After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.

by Rochelle's pussy slayer April 3, 2024