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Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.
I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.
by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025
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That ass is past due

Has large buttocks and or bottom
Darren saw Indi the other day and exclaimed, “ That ass is past due” in hopes to get her attention.
by OG_Savage23 July 27, 2023
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Ass Gasket

I bent over, farted and blew an ass gasket!
by cushybushy March 13, 2015
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ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails
ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains
by spitts mcman October 7, 2011
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ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!

A phrase from the South Park episode "Le Petit Tourette" (Season 11, Episode 8).
1: ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!
2: PYIIIIIIIISS COMING OUT MY AAAAAAAASSSS
by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024
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ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
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