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Grand Wizard 

A guy at your school called Bennett. hes racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and a chill guy. Hes also gay asf.
“Yo Grand Wizard just asked me out, hes so gay for me”
“You talking about Bennett?”
“Yeah”
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Cig wizard

One who has surmounted the ways of the cigarette.
"That man there, hes...the cig wizard"

This title is occupied by one man...
Cig wizard by cig wizard February 28, 2026

Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord

CT Tech – noun: Also called a Rad Technologist or MRI Technologist. Slices humans digitally, controls radiation like a pro, has a huge cock, and spends free time obsessing over K-dramas. X-ray techs are slower, but almost as cool… kind of. Basically a legend in scrubs.
Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord K-Drama King/Queen – “Only the K-Drama Queen could pause my MRI and lecture me about the latest Korean romance plot twist.”

Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time
Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

Shit Wizard 

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"
Shit Wizard by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

Space Wizard 

Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.
Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.
Space Wizard by chiefpickles September 25, 2025