CT Tech – noun: Also called a Rad Technologist or MRI Technologist. Slices humans digitally, controls radiation like a pro, has a huge cock, and spends free time obsessing over K-dramas. X-ray techs are slower, but almost as cool… kind of. Basically a legend in scrubs.

Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord K-Drama King/Queen – “Only the K-Drama Queen could pause my MRI and lecture me about the latest Korean romance plot twist.”

Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord by Para magician April 4, 2026

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Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time

Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

Underwear wizard by probablyracist399 October 16, 2025

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Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

Shit Wizard by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

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Space Wizard

Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.

Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.

Space Wizard by chiefpickles September 25, 2025

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