Willy House

A figurative location in black culture referring to one's relationship status used to determine if someone is sexually available. Individuals who claim to be "good in the willy house" are presently satisfied with their current relationship status, whereas those who claim to be "outside" or not "good" in the willy house are unsatisfied and/or sexually available.

Ex. 1
Ayo shawty real quick wus good in the willy house w'chu? (are you sexually available)

We ousside if u feel me. (I am)

Ex. 2
Hey wya in the willy house? (Are you happy relationship-wise)

Nah man, my bitch she ain't wanna fuck.

by isurvived3/1mystershit February 15, 2024

Pizza Willy

The act of sticking your pizza sauce finger in ones ear. (Like a wet Willy but with Pizza Sauce)

Ew! Dad just threatened to give me a Pizza Willy! So gross! Wash your hands Dad!

by SouthbayJen April 20, 2021

Willy

The most weirdest person you ever meet. Willy’s tend to be quiet but when you get to know them they’re more outgoing. Willy’s are a little silly. No they’re not a penis.

Person: Have you seen Willy?

Person 2: In my pants?

Person: No Willy

by Eye.bagzz November 20, 2023

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

willy womped

To be touched by a pee pee grabber
Fucked by the world

Held down and rapped.

The boss of that level just willy womped me.

by Flipidydonda February 24, 2014

Willy

Euphemism for penis used by children to stop them using vulgar slang to describe their dong.

My willy is king size.

by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021

William/willie

THE smarty pants

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!

by Lebwnsitsbaka February 7, 2019