pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.
Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin
by Snooki af April 26, 2019
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Finger Slap

Slapping one's annoyance using a powerful whip-like thrust of one's fingers.
Maria finger slapped her annoying and obnoxious brother.
by STEFLOG February 20, 2009
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pepperoni slap

When you are partaking in anal sex, the man takes both of his hands and slaps the girls tits together
I pepperoni slaped that whore last night!
by Rudy S. January 05, 2009
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slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".
I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.
by Hannah July 17, 2004
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slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.
Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.
by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014
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Slap Bow

a phrase used when telling someone to "be gone" or "fuck off" "get out of town"
Girl: How come your havn't called me all day, im tired of your shit
Boy: Girl Slap Bow! i don't have time for all these complaints, we are on the phone now so get over it!
by Freshmade July 04, 2010
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Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.
Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'
by Meechster93 November 05, 2010
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