wet dog

The round kid at school or work that looks like a big wet dog thats just emerged from a large amount of pond water. Usually has a 24-hour 'wet' appearance.

youth 1 "Hey look it's Garnett!"
youth 2 "wet dog!"
youth 3 "hey wet dog!"
youth 4 "Garnett, do you know you look like a wet dog?"

by Bulf89 April 27, 2006

wet rat

when a extremely skinny, tall, lanky, and very pale male subject sweats perfusively during sexual intercourse while believing to be the sexiest being on the planet.

"I couldn't take him serious during sex because he was being such a wet rat."

by skeeter ruben November 23, 2007

Wet Cat

When shira is angry.
She kicks and punches... usaly ending up a wet cat

Shira got all wet cat on me....

by you know March 7, 2005

wet dope

A term referring to the drug PCP.

"I'll sell you wet dope just to make it weigh rite" - Yung Joc - Do Ya Bad

by NateOWNS June 21, 2006

Wet Job

A blowjob performed without a condom, as opposed to a dry job

That hooker charged me extra for a wet job!

by Yostiemonster73 January 12, 2010

wet flannel

when your wench becomes so horny she begins to drip like a soaked cloth.

mate she was gagging for it, proper wet flannel like.

by rednecks love anal February 25, 2011

wet seal

When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.

Juggle those mofos beeeyotch!!!

by Dez Nutaz December 11, 2003