wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

tossing the waffle

When your girl got a yeast infection so you go anal instead

Tossing the waffle is so much easier than waiting on her infection to go away

by Pmoney-99 December 9, 2016

belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt

me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding

by seachips December 27, 2024

Waffling

The Silly things that Waffle does that she finds amusing or to amuse her self.

"I'm Waffling, I turn random shit to max and giggle like a little bitch at how absolutely fucked up it looks"

by Hidden_Dork_rising_Dorkum January 21, 2024

cock gobbling slut waffle

You.

You fucking cock gobbling slut waffle!!

by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021

pushing the waffle

Something you never want to hear from your roommates bedroom..

Matt, stop pushing the waffle

by Creamcicle June 25, 2017