turtle head

When you have to take a mad dump and the shit is starting to almost protrude out your anus

Friend : hey bud are u okay

You: No I have a turtle head poking out

by CanadianComputerGuy December 2, 2025

Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis

I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut

by Sterling Koch June 8, 2022

Turtle

Hassan elassad is a very hot creature

The turtle is cute

by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Turtle

may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"

tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it

by hmmhmm January 13, 2011

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

turtle heart

A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.

Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.

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