Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.

"You're a total Carson Weed"

by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

Weed Muggle

Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs

1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.

Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!

by MoonFire1985 April 16, 2021

Drag the weed

A game played by adolescents on dirt roads with bicycles. It originated in McBain, Michigan during the 1960s.

Joyce and Judy used to drag the weeds during the dogs days of summer on the outskirts of the Clam River basin

by Joeygoey1981 August 08, 2020

Complicated Weed Triangle

When smoking weed in a circle, but passing in triangles to bypass the non-stoners. But at least it's not as awkward as a love triangle.

We aren't passing it in a circle, we are paying in a complicated weed triangle

by TreeeeeeZ September 19, 2018

Jamaican Weed

Jamaican weed is like heaven on earth!! one great example is Bob Fuckin Marley! one thing u should try before ur death is smoking jamaican weed!

man you should try this jamaican weed it will make you go so high you will fuck your own mother

by XxStitchxx64 June 27, 2018

weed drink

Something that takes forever to kick in

This weed drink is taking forever to kick in bruh

by Dontactdumb465798 April 23, 2023

Weed Eater

Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.

Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now

by flamboyanceannoyance January 29, 2021