1 inch willie

A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.

I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.

by Willie Dong March 30, 2016

Slick Willy

The act of inserting a finger in someone's ear after coating it with precum or semen.

A slicker version of a wet willy.

Jerry had his hand in his pants, and then suddenly gave Karen a Slick Willy.

by SentiuSReX March 23, 2019

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Chilly Willy

A typical initiation in interior Alaska for new military members joining their a work team. The initiate is bought a shot of 100 proof rumpleminze along with a bottle cap full of the same accompanied with a straw. They then snort the bottle cap of rumplemimze and take the shot.

Welcome to hell literally froze over just like this Chilly Willy.

by Joby Roby November 4, 2021

Willy Wonka

A white wanker

Other terms: willy wanka, wonky wonka, wonky willy, et

That wanker is such a willy wonka

by Cokeface March 14, 2021

Slip you a willy

To give a small amount of the profits earned to a person that helped initiate the transaction. A type of commission or finder's fee

A finders fee, commission of sorts. My boy got me a great deal on a watch but I already had one like it so I resold it and made a killing. Don't worry, I told my boy "I'll slip you a willy" and I did so everyone's happy.

by Boozin Croozer June 2, 2018

Willy

A dick

Eat my willy.

by Slashback studios April 23, 2021