by DJ_Lawless November 24, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Spider-Man with a gyatt.
by Caked up spider man June 23, 2024
Get the Matthew Harrisonmug. This special person can simply be described by the famous South African phrase 'a poes'. Matthew's usually have big hearts and are very caring but nothing will ever oversee the fact that they are complete poes's. He is the type of guy that can get any girl he wants when he learns not to be a poes, but IF he masters that skill of not being a poes, its simply POES OVER for everyone. These guys also seem to be intensely focus when it comes to serous things, like being a poes. Even though these guys are fat poes's, they usually have such a relaxed view on life and never seem to worry about anything; they are also the fire to the party and have the ability to bring a dead party back to life. So if you know a Matthew, take that opportunity to tell them how much of a poes they really are!
by jou ma se poes102 November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew always loves when His brother puts a finger up his asshole. When his friend's hand comes in to play with his butt it just gets weird. Also, it reminds me a few times I have seen his cousin talk to all the guys on her first "friends" list.
We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.
He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."
I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.
The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.
"She's here," the sister says.
I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.
He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."
I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.
The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.
"She's here," the sister says.
I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
by Tiago Fuentes November 24, 2021
Get the Matthew McCreamug. by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022
Get the Matthew (name)mug. Ben Matthews is a small ginger boy from jobs town and spends his days suckling on his toes (his favourite toes is the middle one) his favourite pass time is usually making out in with women in old buildings.
by buritobun089 August 19, 2018
Get the Ben Matthewsmug. Matthew Kain is a term used to describe somebody who is an absolute unit. It comes from the Latin term “Matthias Kainus” which translates roughly to “sickest mofo on the planet.” People with the name Matthew Kain are generally considered unstoppable and irresistible to women, or men if he really wanted not that he would tho.
by SamRaimi November 22, 2021
Get the Matthew Kainmug.