Matthew means gift from god,matthews go though the most but they are strong you won't ever see them cry.They don't get angry a lot but when he does he whoops ass.He has an outer layer that bullets bounce off but underneath he is as soft as grease and loves with all his heart.They are funny charming and damn good looking.He keeps himself to himself and doesn't try to get every girl even though they all want him.He knows how to treat women correctly and only gives his time to someone he truly likes as he will not waste his and hers time.If you treat him good he will treat you better but cross him and he will show you nasty side even if it hurts him too do so. if you have a Matthew don't let him go.
by elle vivaaaa November 22, 2021
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Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
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Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.
One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.
"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.
"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
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Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
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