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Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.
Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today
by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021
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kentucky school bus

When a female and her male cousins (at least 3 or more cousins) have sex in the back of a dirty car.
"Man, I saw this hot kentucky school bus video and it was so good"
by koontoe keantae June 23, 2018
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bus driver

the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
kid hi how is your day
bus driver "get your ass out of the aisle".
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
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Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 9, 2018
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Pack the bus

“Girl! I tried the pack the bus last night!”
by Backdraft69 July 20, 2022
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Struggle Bus

Having to deal with a difficult relationship or having to go out of your way in order please somebody like your significant other or boss.
"It is nice to just have a normal relationship with someone instead of getting a hard time from them every time you ask them to do something for you. It's like everything you do with them is a struggle all of the darned time. Thank God I am off of THAT STRUGGLE BUS!!!!
by Profound Wisdom March 7, 2016
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Family Bus

"Hey man what did you do last night?"
"I gave her the family bus"
by 72638Kitty lover8 August 22, 2016
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