I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus

Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck

by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022

Hatred Bus

A game in which the players attempt to slaughter each other whenever one of them spots a bus, similar to "Slug Bug".

Craig: Do you see one yet?
Cristoph: Not yet-..wait, HATRED BUS!
*onslaught ensues.*

by Psych009 December 9, 2008

bus

something you can fit in your ass (don't worry i've tried it before ;) lol)

martha: hey jimmy i bet you can't fit an entire bus up your ass!
jimmy: too bad i already did it HAHA
martha: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by browhatthefuck August 17, 2022

Bus links

A bus link is the gap between two cars in a race. The distance of the gap is so big that the only way to measure it is with busses.

Guy 1: "Man did you see that race, that mustang was gone!
Guy 2: " I know right he put bus links on that camaro"

by R3ally3000 February 12, 2021

Screamin' Bus Dusty

When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driver’s window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.

There's Jed, that Screamin' Bus Dusty, on his way to encircle the city on the free public transport, yelling at his woman!

by Wongisdsadas November 25, 2019

school bus

a place where most kids are kidnapped and taken to an abandoned warehouse for ransom

hey jimmy wanna go kidnap some kids in a school bus?

by FIAIUGUAWOIKJDWQF December 10, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025