Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022
1. A mischievous move in the bedroom where someone uses their “pickle” (or an actual pickle… if you’re into that) to surprise their partner in a playful, freaky way. Often improvised. Always unforgettable.
2. A bold, unexpected act that mixes humor, kink, and creativity — usually resulting in laughter, shock, or both.
2. A bold, unexpected act that mixes humor, kink, and creativity — usually resulting in laughter, shock, or both.
“We were just making sandwiches and next thing I know, he pulled the pickle trick. I’m never looking at deli condiments the same again.”
by mrgreyc8 June 09, 2025
A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.
Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
by NeoNeologist February 01, 2024
A.- A general insult referring to someone's state of mind as being so simple and or strange that they literally sniff pickles for entertainment.
B.- A term of endearment used amongst friends who would have otherwise insulted each other anyway.
B.- A term of endearment used amongst friends who would have otherwise insulted each other anyway.
A.- My brother does nothing all day except admire tic-toc videos, that dumb pickle smeller.
B.- "Hey Mike! Ya fucking pickle smeller, how ya doing?"
B.- "Hey Mike! Ya fucking pickle smeller, how ya doing?"
by Fugbuttly009 April 29, 2022
A.- A general insult referring to someone's state of mind as being so simple and or strange that they literally sniff pickles for entertainment.
B.- A term of endearment used amongst friends who would have otherwise insulted each other anyway.
B.- A term of endearment used amongst friends who would have otherwise insulted each other anyway.
A.- My brother does nothing all day except admire tic-toc videos, that dumb pickle smeller.
B.- "Hey Mike! Ya fucking pickle smeller, how ya doing?"
B.- "Hey Mike! Ya fucking pickle smeller, how ya doing?"
by Fugbuttly009 April 29, 2022
a)Nickname for Buffalo Bills wide receiver Gabe Davis. No one really knows how he got the name, but he fully embraces it.
b)When you have "soaked" for too long and your member becomes pickled.
b)When you have "soaked" for too long and your member becomes pickled.
a) "Did you see street pickle haul in that crazy TD pass?"
b) "Damn gurl, we soaked for too long. You gave me a street pickle!"
b) "Damn gurl, we soaked for too long. You gave me a street pickle!"
by SSPS6969 September 16, 2022
What you yell out the window at females while driving to or from a
College football game. This helps judge her interest in anal sex.
College football game. This helps judge her interest in anal sex.
Hey babe you want a pickle in the stink hole?
She is walking funny. I bet She had a pickle in the stink hole!
She is walking funny. I bet She had a pickle in the stink hole!
by Sasquatch is real August 05, 2022